So...the boyf is at a champagne party..and i...I'm at his place (which recently became "our place"..but that's a story for another night)..alone.
I know. Sad ha? Well, i prefer to call it MAD LOVE! That and I'm in need of some serious rest, I've been working on this big thing for work, as a result I've been in between Lagos and Abuja for the last 2 weeks. This week alone i went to the Road to the MAMA (Mtv Africa Music Awards) concert on Tuesday, wed was in abuja the whole day, got back to Lagos Thursday morning and headed to a really good friends wedding. We partied all night and i got home at 5 this morning, dumb, coz i had to be at work at 10.
In a few words, its been a really long week and i just couldn't get up off of the sexy boyf's couch and get dolled up and make like a banana and split the dance floor!
So..i stayed in. And the boyf is out..
Now, let me tell you something, this is not what i was expecting i would be doing tonight. When i brought up the fact that i wasn't gonna go out tonight, i expected my loving, sweet, sexy man to be all:
"aw shame baby, I'll stay in with you, it wont be fun without you"
but instead i got:
"aw shame, here, I'll order Chinese (food) for you and I'm gonna tell the boys we can finally have a boys night...how great ha?!"
I know, I'm such a girl. I should have just told him i wanted him to do. Anyway, its too late now, and now I'm stuck here watching "Ghost Hunters" on the reality channel (ps..I'm terrified of the dark).
Anywho, onto more pressing issues and MUCH more interesting things...Sunday is my birthday!
And tomorrow is the MTV African Music Awards, and I'm totally going to Abuja tomorrow. I'm supper excited about the bday, its gonna be GOLD!..
i present to you...
The Top 5 things I'm gonna be smiling about on Monday (in a perfect world):
- The fact that i decided to take Monday off work because i knew i would have a hang over the size of China having been drunk since Saturday morning.
- The Cute puppy that the boyf got me for my birthday, that he's gonna give to me when we get back from Abuja.
- Having met Kelly Rowland and she realises that we are like destined to be BFFs and swap numbers, and she invites me to her New Years Eve party where Beyonce and JayZ will be there and then we'll all be cool with each other.
- The Diamond necklace that my dad got for me.
- The boyf is totally gonna be licking my ass for leaving me at home by myself on Friday because he didn't get any the whole weekend and therefore got me that Dior watch I've wanted for a while!
- I know...i said 5 but dude, MUNYA SOOOOOOO has to win Big Brother Africa!! WooHoo!
That's it for now.
OK, I'm gonna watch one of my fave movies: "The Devil Wears Prada", hopefully it will keep my mind off the stupid Ghost Hunter's thing, then I'll put my phone on silent and wake up tomorrow morning and find the boyf asleep at the guard's station coz i didn't wake up to let him into the house coz guess what...lady marmalade (that's who takes care of all karmic payback for women...u didn't know this???) threw me a pity bone and made the dumb-ass-hot-ass-shit (with flies) boyf forget his house keys with me!! LOSER!!!
Have a pleasant weekend cyber Bffs!
*Unwritten*
3 comments:
You make me sound sooooo old
now the highlights of my weekends is curling up on my comfy sofa with a good book, or a good movie nursing a glass of wine with the fire on......pure heaven (4 the old aged that is lol). Dont know why but these days I cant be asked to get dolled up and go party, maybe its the weather or maybe im jus to damn old!!!!!!
Love your blog absolutely funny :)
LOL @ MDM...aint that all of us feeling like grannies??..LOL...Hmm well Munya my Zimbabwean brotha didnt win it, but heey he did try...go Munya...and hope today you're smiling about all the rest..take me wiv you when you got to Kelly's NYE party..;)
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