I GOT BORED..

I changed my template.

I've said before that i get bored very easily. And i was tired. So the new template probably wont last long, but lets see shall we.


So, I'm chipper today..why?
Well, for the first time in a while (like..4 months) i didn't go out on a Thursday night.



Yup.


The people at work were shocked when i got in early and that i am totally freakin functional today. I feel super cool.



The only problem is, i don't have an excuse for being completely unproductive and aloof in the office today.

And it doesn't help that my bosses are here and they are in full force today. They are all about patrolling the office, with the hopes of catching some poor sucker doing something their not supposed to be doing-you know, like blogging, browsing, watching the Olympic opening ceremony etc(not that i would ever do any of that on company time).






I have to admit, i am quite proud of being a major offender of the "great ways to waste time at the office" crimes because at any given time i can be found doing something that has absolutely nothing to do with anything about work and that ultimately reduces productivity.
I mean, i eventually get shit done, but if i applied myself and stopped doing the shit i do, i would get it done in half the time.


But, the difference today is..because i am usually hung over like a mother bitch on Fridays, my Fridays are mainly filled with constant red bull drinking and wishing death upon all the loud ass voiced in the office. Today however, i am completely sober hence...things i do at work on the (one) Fridays I'm not hungover:

1. WALK EVERYWHERE

I'm usually so freaking hungover and tired that i am comatose and have no strength or will to live to do anything..so today, I'm all over the place, walking to the colour printer and i even walked to the kitchen to put hot water in my cup (I'm usually so hungover/still drunk that i drink it with cold water-judge me)

2. CLOSELY OBSERVE AN EBAY AUCTION EVEN THOUGH I CANNOT BID

I am currently very intently watching an eBay auction for these amazing specimens of human creation and genius..

MANOLO BLAHNIK POPPY MARY JANES

I've been watching for 3 hours and they're up to $750. OMG, i hope "walmartgirl" gets them, she seems nice, "Greta" is just being too aggressive.

3. CONCENTRATE.

I don't think i need to explain.

4. EAT.

i.e. I can eat or even think of food without wanting to either dash to the bathroom to upchuck or gouge my stomach out. This is not necessarily a good thing because...well, now all i can think about is food. So far I've had a tuna sandwich, niknaks, biltong, a mars bar, 4 samosas, 4 spring rolls and i just ordered nandos for lunch.

5. SPIKE MY COFFEE WITH AMARULA.

Obviously, the hang over doesn't usually allow me to live out my alcoholic fantasy of having coffee and amarula all day without anyone knowing..the only issue with this is that i have now had 4 cups (read:mugs) of coffee with half a bottle of amarula that i keep in my desk drawer and now I'm drunk again and need to head to the lunch room to sleep on the floor coz I'm wasted.

In other news. Tomorrow is women's day. I am all about celebrating women, i love being a woman (i think i can finally call myself that).

What am i doing tomorrow? I just decided that I'm gonna switch off my phone and I'm gonna sit in front of the TV with ice cream and my favourite DVDs like pretty woman, the devil wears prada, little miss sunshine, crossroads (yes. the Britney spears one. sue me) and notting hill. I have this need to be alone, sometimes a woman just needs to appreciate herself and remind herself that no one person can give her love more than herself.

here's a big WOZA WEEKEND BABY!!!!!!!!

*unwritten*