Listen, I'm the last person to be judging people who go out and get absolutely shit faced and cant remember where the front door of their house is. Or people who get so drunk they try jump over the counter at McDonald's to steal a McChicken Burger. Or get so wasted they end up slumped out of the back window of a cab puking all the way home. Or get so smashed they steal cones/road works etc.
I am however, going to judge really, really, really stinking rich people who lack a voice of reason to hire a driver for the night or at worst, take a cab, when they plan to get completely shit faced drunk, and then go ahead and risk everyone else's life, get arrested and then have a sudden career boost and over a million web hits and ten thousand paparazzi stalking their every move. Yes, that's right, i am renting a high horse, mounting myself on it, and judging all of you dumb ass fools...
Hayley Joel "i see dead people" Osmond
Jack Bauer-u should be ashamed. Ass Hat.
el stoopido
This chick.
Lionel is my silver fox* but Harlow's mama is a fool.
ugh.
i totally judge you mr. totally.
dear c.s.i hottie, you're a nottie loser.
AND NOW, THIS SUPER HOTTIE HAS GONE FROM HERO TO ZERO IN MY BOOKS..
fuckwit.
Can you tell my day has gone from bad to worse? And that i am in an extremely foul mood? So foul, in fact, that not even an afternoon flirt sesh with my editor boy could cheer me up.
(*silver fox meaning older hottie I'd totally do)
*unwritten*
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