Kinda wishing i was american

SONG OF THE DAY: Star Spangled Banner (in honour of the mighty Americans)

Yo, this day could not be taking any longer. I feel like the whole week has moved to the 24hours that is Friday's neighbourhood dammit.

Maybe i feel like this because i need, need, need sleep. I unfortunately had a hippo fell asleep on my head and have a bad case of "nothings going into my stomach and staying there"--i know where this illness came from. The club.

Yup, that's right, went all out last night, madness.

I cannot even begin to tell you how insane this night was.

Crept (literally) into bed at 5am, and woke up at 8.30--the time i was supposed to be at the office. FUCK. Clearly things were not going to be going uphill today...

A. couldn't find my house keys--and the door was locked. which left me wondering how i got into the house...i was in a bit of a tizz, and turned my whole house upside down looking for the damn keys-----i was so dizzy i had to go out the back door, and when i got to the front, i saw that the keys were in fact still in the door, on the outside. This i will have to get more info on because i have no idea what went on there.

B. i was obviously still deliriously drunk this morning when i phoned woody allen to explain why i was late because by the time i got to the office i had completely forgotten what i said and was now making up another excuse when woody said "oh, so there was no pumpkin situation?!"...WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY TO HIM??

C. High Flyer called me a few minutes ago asking me how i feel. "like shit". "GOOD". click. WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY TO HIM??

D. i then decided to consult a reliable (or so i thought) source to ask what the hell went down last night. My partner in crime last night "miss sixty". She offered this beauty "fucked if i know where we went last biatch". Great.

E. Got a call from Trivial Pursuit this morning. He couldnt put the pieces together either and wanted to know who took him home as his car was still parked outside the club. And his car keys are at his parent's place. What??

Yea, so that's why i am suffering. The worst bit, is that i am STARVING but i know if i put anything in my mouth, its download from there.

Anywhoowy. Weekend plans.

Not much planned. One thing is for for sure-no alcohol or smokes involved. Ugh.

My DSTV was fixed, YIPPIE, i am one happy camper-so its some serious MNET/E! tonight.

High Flyer is out of town for a few days (such is the nature of his work) and left me the keys to his place (brave man), but i think i probably need to talk to him before he heads out tonight because he didnt seem very happy with me, man, i wonder what i said. I know i didnt do anything because..well..i know my mouth grows strong legs when im drunk and runs all over the place. very classy.

Thats it. Awesome weekend yall.

Unwritten.

ps, i just realised i write A LOT of lists up in this hizzy. shit.